I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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