Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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