You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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