i already hear my dad disowning me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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