Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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