and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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