it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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