i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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