Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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