No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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