you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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