I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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