I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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