I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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we're making bets on your personal life
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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