No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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