You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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