Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
