yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My vagina just clenched in fear
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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