i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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