idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have fence marks all over my body
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was not drunk enough for that final.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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