so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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