found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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