seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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