Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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