i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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