That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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