New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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