"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Drunk is not a location!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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