I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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