What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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