from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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