Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I need water and some morals
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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