Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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