Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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