Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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