I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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