Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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