thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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