thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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