Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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