I showed him my bush... on skype.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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