Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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