Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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