Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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