Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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