I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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