don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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