All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
that is very illegal...i love you.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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