did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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