i was rollin on her like bob the builder
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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