I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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