Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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