You smell like stripper and shame
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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