Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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