all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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