So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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