Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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