I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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