carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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